hello my name is dirk and i'm a dungeonholic
dark passages are where I like to frolic
what the hell am i doing in this dungeon
do i need treasure so much that
i get my head bitten of by a bat
or gelatinous cubes and green slimes and xorns
manticores wolfweres and unicorns
axebeaks mounted lancers necromanters dark enchanters
maybe even a dragon, fuck that
i should go home and start a nice farm
where i can grow beans peas corn no harm
will come to me
but what's that around corner?
could it be treasure? beyond measure?
eternal leisure.. houses of pleasure..
all for me, the king of it all.
i'm chilled to the marrow
these corridors so narrow
got a bow and arrow and
a dagger and a knife to
protect my life
this labyrinth beguiling
why am i still smiling
cause the treasure still pilin
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